“I am grown up. That's why I cooked all this food!”

“Rich, you don't need to fight it. I'm not like, trying to frame you. I am letting you know that it is OK for you to act on this fantasy, because I am gross and so are you.”

“let's face it, we are terrible christians by putting off God for the wrong reason. why? "i need more time on the computer" or "c'mon, i can do it later" and repeating the same words over again with no meaning. repent soon, God is coming whether you like it or not.”

“Theta loved pretty things more than air or food. She had a deep fondness for full red roses, pink shells, and starry sunsets.”

“I prefer to rejoice in what I can do, not mourn what I can't.”

“Okay, 'Best Party Ever' -- to me, that's like saying 'Best Gym Ever' or 'Best Nature Documentary Ever,' like how good can it really be?”

“No one stops to question why boys are never the objects of the gaze; why, if being on display is so empowering, males don't embrace this form of sexual expression, too.”