“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car.”

“let's face it, we are terrible christians by putting off God for the wrong reason. why? "i need more time on the computer" or "c'mon, i can do it later" and repeating the same words over again with no meaning. repent soon, God is coming whether you like it or not.”

“Craziness is a blessing, matureness is a gift”

“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“Sitacuisses philosaphus mansisses' If you had kept your mouth shut, we may have thought you were cleverer!”

“Just because you go to church doesn't mean you're a Christian. I can go sit in the garage all day and it doesn't make me a car”