“Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.”
“If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish”
“Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.”
“If you're gay and live in New York and don't go to gym, eventually they come for you.”
“What about you, Ian? Why don't you come too? Can't. I'm Jewish. You are not Jewish! You're Italian. I was thinking of converting.”
“But non of this matters, because you're not going to listen to your token black Jewish bi friend, are you?”