“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”

“People are leaving the church and going back to God.”

“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.”

“I am influenced by every second of my waking hour. ”

“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.”

“The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.”

“Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.”