“Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.”
“The coffee shop smell was strong enough to build a garage on.”
“Any jackass can kick down a barn. It takes a carpenter to build on.”
“To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
“If you always attach positive emotions to the things you want, and never attach negative emotions to the things you don't, then that which you desire most will invariably come your way.”
“I’m not smarter than you, I’m more knowledgeable than you, and that’s only because I’m older than you. Parents are always more knowledgeable than their children, and children are always smarter than their parents.”