“The older I get, the surer I am that I’m not running the show.”
“The older I get, the less I care about what’s cool. I realize I’m old and weird.”
“I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.”
“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate.”
“I am not done with my course! I am just getting the show on the road.”
“I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the top of this mushroom with me.”