“How can you pull down strongholds of Satan if you don't even have the strength to turn off your TV?”

“Don't resist the urge to burn down the stronghold, kill off the main love interest or otherwise foul up the lives of your characters.”

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).”

“The reader! You, dogged, uninsultable, print-oriented bastard, it's you I'm addressing, who else, from inside this monstrous fiction. You've read me this far, then? Even this far? For what discreditable motive? How is it you don't go to a movie, watch TV, stare at a wall, play tennis with a friend, make amorous advances to the person who comes to your mind when I speak of amorous advances? Can nothing surfeit, saturate you, turn you off? Where's your shame?”

“You can turn your weaknesses into strengths.”

“My theory is that if you look confident, you can pull off anything-even if you have no clue what you're doing”