“When there’s something in the Bible that churches don’t like, they call it legalism.”

“Remember, the Church doesn't teach something because its in the Bible, its in the Bible because the Church has always taught it.”

“What oftentimes draws the good church girl to the bad boy is the bad in the good church girl, which the Bible calls the flesh.”

“The funny thing is, I’m actually quite interested in the Bible, and I’ve tried to read it several times. But I’ve only ever got as far as the bit about Moses being 720 years old, and I’m like, `What were these people smoking back then?’ The bottom line is I don’t believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns. But I believe that there’s day, there’s night, there’s good, there’s bad, there’s black, there’s white. If there is a God, it’s nature. If there’s a Devil, it’s nature.”

“There’s nothing wrong with not looking like something. It just means you don’t fit the stereotype yet.”

“I don’t think there’s anything sadder than when two people are meant to be together and something intervenes.”