“Wouldn't it be wonderful if I won a helicopter in a crossword puzzle competition? There is not much hope though I am afraid, as they never give such practical prizes.”
“Some people do crossword puzzles. I do books.”
“Relaxing in the sun was my cup of tea. I'm a champion relaxer and have won numerous prizes in do-nothing competitions. To maintain my competitive edge I need to keep in touch with the updates in relaxing techniques.”
“Sorry, it's all those crossword puzzles I do. I love words...”
“Even when I took first prize, topped the class, won the race, I never really won anything. I was merely avoiding the embarrassment of losing.”
“But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.”