“A thorough inspection of the birthday suit revealed a number of holes.”
“There is no such place as the promised land, but it would be foolish to reject even an unpromised land as worthless without first inspecting it thoroughly.”
“A man in his birthday suit do not play with children.”
“If this is where you ask me to run around in my birthday suit, I’m not entirely comfortable with that,” I said, smirking.”
“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle when I get excited and it stretches out.”
“I would answer the door for the pizza delivery guy wearing my birthday suit, but it had cake all over it so I sent it to be dry cleaned.”