“If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...”

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons”

“Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”