“People can be so cruel to the different.”

“...things can happen when you least expect them so you always gotta be prepared. And pay attention to the details. The devil is in the details.”

“So might I suggest at your earliest convenience that you pay a visit to the Okins Funeral Salon to make arrangements?""Why'd I wanna do that?" she says so damn snippy."Because on my return visit you can count on my beatin' the ever-lovin' shit outta you with a rusty shovel. Twice.”

“Can you see the fireworks from Heaven?”

“I know some first-class Negroes. I also know some second-rate white people.”

“Nobody can get at your heart once it's lying six feet under.”

“...things happen when you least expect them. Things that can change your whole life.”