“If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the vacation.”
“When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.”
“Air travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”
“Yes, you need a passport to prove to the world that you exist. The people at passport control, they cannot look at you and see you are a person. No! They have to look at a little photograph of you. Then they believe you exist.”
“Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something.”
“You can make up your own story when you look at a photo.”