“Parenthood doesn’t improve one’s character, it exposes it.”
“I suppose that one’s years spent living do not reflect a measure of our souls or strength of character.”
“If your toaster isn’t working, stick your sword in the bread slot, and see if that doesn’t improve its behavior.”
“Acceptance doesn’t mean that life gets better; it just means that my way of living life on life’s terms improves.”
“Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.”
“Consider what an amoral, unprincipled cynicI am-think of all the improvements you could make to my character.”