“conservative n.A person who possesses an underdeveloped taste for tyranny.liberal n.A person who believes in liberty, but only for the state.”
“preemptive strike n.A blow or punch delivered by military aircraft to a target who is suspected of being adverse to one's plot for world domination.”
“The only person who believes in me is me”
“Believe me, the real romantic person is him who ain't done anything but imagine. If you have actually participated in disasters, like me, you get conservative.”
“I believe that a writer is a person who writes. An author is a person who has written.”
“A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.”