“Quotes? you want quotes?To sound important, quote yourself”
“Favorite Quote: The left single-quote”
“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. He thought he was quoting himself when he quoted me. So in effect I’m quoting myself quoting myself, with my clone as a source of what I wrote.”
“Seriously, just have the gonads to quote yourself! ^__^”
“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”
“Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.”