“Quotes? you want quotes?To sound important, quote yourself”

“Favorite Quote: The left single-quote”

“I’m quoting my clone, because he quoted me thinking if I said it, he said it. He thought he was quoting himself when he quoted me. So in effect I’m quoting myself quoting myself, with my clone as a source of what I wrote.”

“Seriously, just have the gonads to quote yourself! ^__^”

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.”

“Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.”

“But theological change happens though selective quoting. Every religious person does it: You quote those verses that resonate with your own religious insights and ignore or reinterpret those that undermine your certainties. Selective quoting isn't just legitimate, but essential: Religions evolve through shifts in selective quoting.”