“when life gives you lemons add beer”

“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back.... and add a few lemons of your own.”

“...how time packs new years over the old ones but how those old years are still in there, like the earliest, tightest rings centering a tree, the most hidden, enclosed in darkness and shielded from weather. But then a saw screams in and the tree topples and the circles are stricken by the sun and the sap glistens and the stump is laid open for the world to see.”

“Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly."Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.”

“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”

“when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. ”

“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”