“Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.”
“Gee, thanks Dad. I promise to be a good boy and play nice with the other kids.(Kyrian)Smart ass.(Julian)Better than a dumb ass.(Kyrian)”
“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.”
“Smart boys make useless men.”
“I've been called a smart ass many times and given the same response "I'd rather be known as a smart ass than a dumb ass”
“…if you’re going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you’re really just an ass.”