“If you both own a gun and a swimming pool in your backyard, the swimming pool is about 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.”
“you cant live your life swimming in the shallow of the pool.”
“My time at the pool went swimmingly. Better than a nude beach, because I was the only one who was naked.”
“The church is like a swimming pool. Most of the noise comes from the shallow end.”
“My head is my favorite swimming pool.”
“Writing is to copyediting what swimming is to pool maintenance.”