“I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes”

“Why go to remote parts of the world? If they’re remote, just turn them on and watch them on your couch.”

“It's a sad thing to watch your best friend turn into somebody you don't know anymore. Or even want to know.”

“Just be careful. Passion is a bridge that connects love and hate. When you're standing in the middle of that bridge, don't let yourself get turned around. You've got to make sure you know which direction you're heading. Watch yourself.”

“From things about to disappear I turn away in time. To watch them out of sight, no, I can't do it.”

“I watch them through the glass: specimens. Flies. I watch them. And I know. In ways normal men cannot: I know. I see thing: beyond things. I see the strands of fate that bind us: victims to victor. So let them scream; let them shout my name. My ears hear nothing but the weaving of the web.”