“There's no such thing as soy milk. It's just soy juice.”

“Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible, it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until it's done. And by the time you get it in, it's done and you're sitting there reading it, and you realize the 12,000 things you didn't do. I mean, writing isn't fun. It's never been fun. It's momentum, and once you get the momentum going, that's great, but it's a brutal experience in many, many ways. And when you're done, people tell you "Well, gee, I'm not interested." "Great, I'm glad I sat down and wrote this!”

“Just relax and breathe through your ass.”

“sometimes i wonder does god just not care are is he to busy ignoring your prayers”

“That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. ”

“If you stop eating donutes you will live 3 years longer.It's just 3 more years that you want a donut. < . ) < . ”

“Now I must leave you as you enter the world that is Fuck. You are fucking lucky to be here. It's almost utopian.”