“I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.”

“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to squeeze my head off, and you’re calling it weird. This is beyond weird. Crazy, fantastical even, but definitely not weird.”

“You took a quarter century off my age with that kidnapping stunt. No more going off with a strange men, hear me?-"You're a strange man."I'm your strange man.”

“How awful is it to be sane enough to be fully aware of the day you realize you are completely losing your grasp on reality. I'm crazy. Not just a little bit, but rubber room ready out of my mind fucked up.”

“No offense, but your mom is strange. She's a hit MILF, but totally off the wall."I take my hand back."Eww! Colin, you just called my mom a MILF! I'm completely grossed out!”