“It's a pun!' the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed, 'Let the jury consider their verdict,' the King said, for about the twentieth time that day.”
“Nothing is more excruciating than waiting for the jury's verdict. Except, perhaps, hearing the jury's verdict.”
“I'm not laughing at you guys," King said. "It's actually against my religion to laugh at men who are toting guns.”
“There's always a nest time,' said the king, 'unfortunately. You just don't know what it's going to be about.”
“Me? I'm the king of the twentieth century. I'm the bogeyman. The villain...The black sheep of the family.”
“It's D-day for King Kong Lookalikes”