“One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.”

“But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in the space of a moment you had gone from being Charlotte-without-a-kitten to being Charlotte-with-a-kitten, you too would have found it nothing short of remarkable.”

“But where Katherine was a white kitten, Elena was a white tigress.”

“Elspeth stood in the sun, letting it pour through her, watching the Kitten sleep. I want you. Elspeth felt depressed. She had never thought of herself as someone who would kill a beautiful white kitten while it napped. But apparently she was that sort of person. Don't you worry, Kitten. I'll put you right back.”

“It is manifestly pregnant and has a bulging white belly heavy with its load of kittens.”

“just cus your cat had kittens in the oven don't make em biscuits”