“Sentence first; verdict afterwards." -Queen of Hearts”

“What a strange world we live in...Said Alice to the Queen of hearts”

“It's a pun!' the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed, 'Let the jury consider their verdict,' the King said, for about the twentieth time that day.”

“Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.”

“To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said 'I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head. Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be, Come and dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen, and me.”

“He said he would come in,' the White Queen went on, `because he was looking for a hippopotamus. Now, as it happened, there wasn't such a thing in the house, that morning.'Is there generally?' Alice asked in an astonished tone.Well, only on Thursdays,' said the Queen.”

“It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards,' says the White Queen to Alice.”