“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”
“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?”
“Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter”
“Why a raven?""To honor my father.""The writing under it, is that Cyrillic?""Yes.""What does it say?""Dar Vorona. Gift of the Raven. I am my father's gift.""The raven is holding a bloody sword.""I never said it was a nice gift.”
“Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk?”
“A writing cook and a cooking writer must be bold at the desk as well as the stove.”