“I was afraid they kept the hogs in a pen out behind the hospital. I've been prepared for surgery and the doctor says to an orderly, 'Leon, go out to the hog pen and get me a valve.”
Lewis Grizzard
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
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