“The only ride I’m interested in is on you, cowboy, but I’m sure all the women say that.”
“I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure you’ll like it. So if you don’t want it just tell me and I’ll be happy to keep it. After all, I’m only interested in making you happy. ”
“I’m interested in women as a whole, not simply as three holes.”
“Aren’t you going to ask me if I’m all right?” I say.“No, I’m pretty sure you’re not all right.”He shakes his head. “I’m going to ask you not to make any decisions until we’ve talkedabout it.”
“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour.”
“I’m not interested in what you know,” said Herod. “I’m interested in watching you scream.” “Then you’re going to be disappointed.” “We’ll see,” said Herod with a smile.”