“If I had a nickel for every dime I lost I’d be twice as broke.”
“If I only had a nickel; I'd spend it on a dime.”
“If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.”
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
“If I had a nickel for every time I'd wished I possessed the power to alter another person's mind, I'd be knee deep in nickels.”
“You're broke, eh?"I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate.”