“Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!”
“When in doubt, throw doubt out and have a little faith....”
“Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you”
“Instead of the calendrical terms Monday, Tuesday and so forth, we cheerfully offer the following surrogates. Use them freely and often, for their use honors us all. For Sunday, please use Sunshine. For Monday. pleasy use Monty. For Tuesday, please use Toes. For Wednesday, please use Wetty. For Thursday, please use Thurby. For Friday, please use Fribs. For Saturday, please use Satto-gatto.”
“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”
“Please use your liberty to promote ours”