“For perhaps the first time in recorded history, Coalhouse and I agree on something," Tom said.”

“You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up."Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.”

“Stop it!" Chas shrieked, stomping her foot. "I will not have my boyfriend fighting if it's not over me! Stop it!""Let's say it's over you!" Tom grunted as he and Coalhouse wrestled with one another. "If he thinks he's gonna finally get a girl, he might grow balls enough to beat me!”

“You killed me, you lose!" -Coalhouse"It was an accident." - Tome..."You killed me me! That's not something you can ever apologize for!""Well, then, I'm not sorry.""You son of a -""Hey, you leave her out of this.”

“Seriously,let me talk to her when she wakes up. Girl-to-girl.""No offense, Chas, but you'd scare the crap out of her.""Want to say that to my face, Coalhouse?""What's left of it.”

“Pam," Issy attempted, voice high with fear. "I can tell you, from this side of the fence..you really need to calm down.""I will shoot you in the face if you say one more word to me," I fumed."So noted.""I am so glad that I am an only child," Coalhouse remarked quietly.”

“What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.”