“It's not like I enjoy introducing myself as a creature from beyond the grave.”
“The mother who lay in the grave, was the mother of my infancy; the little creature in her arms, was myself, as I had once been, hushed for ever on her bosom.”
“I thought you seemed like someone who might enjoy backgammon," said the kid, gravely mistaken.”
“I want to introduce myself to every freckle on your body.”
“If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.”
“My name is Kevin James Breaux and I am an author. Why does that always sound like I am introducing myself at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting?”