“One should plan for spiritual enlightenment. At least bring a flashlight.”

“We should reflect on the idea that since the beginning of time sentient beings have been mentally unstable because they have been slaves of delusion, they lack the eye of wisdom to see the path leading to nirvana and enlightenment, and they lack the necessary guidance of a spiritual teacher. Moment by moment they are indulging in negative actions, which will eventually bring about their downfall.”

“One should never worry. One should always plan.”

“Unluckily, Governments cannot be enlightened, and a Government which regards itself as a diffuser of light is the least open to enlightenment.”

“Reading nurtures the soul, and an enlightened friend brings it solace. ”

“A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.”