“I'd be a birthday cake!”
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.”
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.”
“Death smells like birthday cake.”
“Birthdays are nature's way of telling you to eat more cake.”
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.”