“ Sorry is a useless word. It should be thrown out of the dictionary.”
“I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary and I'm shitting pages. Sorry”
“dictionary with unsaid words”
“Dictionary of Misunderstood Words”
“The dictionary is an ossuary of empty words.”
“In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be.”