“Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants.”
“New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes andin your pants.”
“Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone”
“What do I believe? I believe that it's easier to sit at home in your yoga pants, with your Lean Cuisine Cafe Classic Fettuccine Alfredo. But it's important not to.”
“Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants.”
“Tibby, you are crazy," Carmen said. "Those pants are in love with you. They want you for your body and your mind." She couldn't help seeing the pants in a completely new way.”