“Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high”

“A token of bathroom stoner etiquette.”

“I hate high heels. Walking in high heels for eight hours a day should be forbidden by the Geneva Convention.”

“Isn’t this what happens in the movies a lot? There’s some old dude or woman who tells your fortune and is all, ‘Oh, you’re gonna die or make a boatload of money or meet a girl. Now give me all your cash’?” Boz yammered.Mrs. Smith bristled. “I can tell your fortune right now without even consulting your palm.”“You can?”“Yes. You are an idiot. You will always be an idiot.”

“She hadn’t meant to get trapped in a conversation. That was the trouble with offering help to old people.”

“Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.”

“We're all damaged somehow."-A Great and Terrible Beauty”