“Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high”
“Dude, your girlfriend is so far past high maintenance even the janitor quit.”
“Wanda's sole interests are getting high and getting laid. I can't picture her wasting valuable stoner hours on murder.”
“No, dude. I told you, we're not crazy.”
“Dude, if Kentucky is going to remind you of Paris, we're in a hell of a pickle.”
“(Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos’s crotch.)Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner)”