“I invited myself. Thought this table needed some class.”
“I have lunch, flirt with some local grandmothers, undercut my flirting by crotching myself on the corner of a table as I leave. -- "The Great Divider”
“The lower the class of the affair, the more likely the band will be invited to eat.”
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.”
“I aspire to be of the leisure class, therefore, I go to class. Because I am of the working class, needs must, I teach class, where it is to be learned, I have no class.”
“All my life I've thought I needed someone to complete me, now I know I need to belong to myself.”