“Reason was for suckers and Presbyterians.”
“Luck is for suckers.”
“That's my sucker.”
“What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.”
“Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield”
“Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.”