“She's no beauty, mate”
“The swans are unnaturally beautiful. They mate for life.I wish they could talk. I have questions.”
“Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?”
“Men are attracted to beauty because it indicates health and youth—no point mating with a sickly woman who won’t be around to raise the children.”
“So, as you can see and if you reflect on it, awkward headed-females mating with beautifully normal headed-males is a bad idea.”
“So she becomes, like all females deprived of a mate, predatory and exacting.”