“You are absolute angels of the first order. If I were Pope, I’d canonize you.” “The Pope would probably love to turn a cannon on you!”
“I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.”
“He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something.”
“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”
“The Pope was such a fine little fella, you know.”
“I would have made a good pope.”