“The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat.”
“There is no such thing as a man-eating shark, only shark-eating men exist.”
“I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.”
“But as soon as the thought enters my mind, another one swims in and eats the first one like a shark. Fuck that, it burps.”
“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".”
“Did you know that mako shark fetuses eat each other in the womb?... Its true. Only cannibal fetuses survive to be born. Can you imagine if people were like that?”