“I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarley guesses it isn't the center of yours.”

“I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours.”

“He peered down at me. “Jesus Christ. You’re leaking.”If by “leaking” he meant “sobbing like a girl,” I guess so.”

“Less speed, less strength, less stamina since I hadn't "bloomed". But I'd bet I was outweighing everyone around me in the brain category.”

“I don't know who I am anymore." I expected the world to crack open and the sky to fall once I said it. Nothing happened.”

“I don't need an invitation to step over your threshold. -Cristophe”

“Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy.”