“Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?”

“Dogs have their day but cats have 365.”

“Cats are fond of mooning.”

“Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365”

“Cats are cats . . . the world over!These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.-James Mackintosh Qwilleran”

“...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!”

“Like any normal cat Madame Phloi lived by the Rule of Three. She resisted any innovation three times before accepting it, tackled an obstacle three times before giving up, and tried each activity three times before tiring of it.”