“The Madame deplored fat men. They had no laps, and of what use is a lapless human? Nevertheless, she gave him the common courtesy of a sniff at his trouser cuffs and immediately backed away, twitching her nose and showing her teeth.”

Lilian Jackson Braun

Lilian Jackson Braun - “The Madame deplored fat men...” 1

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