“And you know, I believed him.What girl wouldn't?”

“I think we could be friends," he said, falling into step with her. "It's perfect because I wouldn't fall in love with you, like I do with the mermaids. Girls always seem so exotic. But it would be okay with you, because you're more like...you know. Not like a girl." He shrugged.”

“My dear girl, you don't consent to an abduction! You consent to an elopement, and I knew you wouldn't do that.”

“She thinks that I'm full of it,always pissed,man I'm tired,every kiss,that I miss,girl you know I'm trying,you never believe when I say,I never believe when you say,I love you”

“The truth is simply this: you can find a better man than I. God knows you wouldn't have to look very hard. But I don't believe you can find one who loves you more.”

“If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't know you”