“He had the face of an angel, but he f**ked like a devil.”
“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.”
“You wanna know why the world is f**ked? This is why, this is exactly why…right here. Get a pen, write this down, this is important…The world is f**ked up because I eat WonderBread preserved with formaldehyde that lasts three weeks and will never grow mold as long as it’s kept in its magic silver bag. The world is f**ked up because I know my cans of tuna have mercury in it. The world is f**ked up because I know my flake light tuna and WonderBread are poisonous, yet I still eat them!”
“Now that I've been thoroughly mind f--ked, I need a cigarette..”
“Angel and devil,” he said. “One is but a shade of the other.”
“Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.”