“All my life I always wanted to be someone. I see now I should have been more specific.”

“I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.”

“I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”

“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.”