“Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.”

“I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.”

“I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“The road to success is always under construction”