“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
“The best mind altering drug is the truth.”
“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”
“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“The road to success is always under construction”
“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”